My entire school: You don't talk much.
Me: Cause you're all cunts.
Me: Cause you're all cunts.
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LOL Bonnie left Damon there. She actually asked Klaus to get her out of here, and she walked away. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Damon actually said her name this time, not Witch AND she still walked away.
LOL and Damon was just there in pain and all I could think :
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During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can't I have a penis.
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